Time Dog: And Other Short Tales

Give your imagination a jolt with tales of time-travelling dogs, wild west genies, baked goods that can awaken eldritch horrors, dangerous romantic gestures, and a man who really loves worms. Absurd, strange, action-packed, and occasionally hilarious, these five stories promise to take you on journeys you’ve never experienced before!

In Time Dog, the entire world dreams of being chosen by the mysterious pup that can whisk lucky humans away on adventures through time. But not everyone returns. Mandy’s parents didn’t, and now she has dedicated her life to hunting down that mangy mutt and ending its time-hopping escapades for good.

In Buns on the Run, hotshot chef Ignacio Buns has achieved the impossible. He has baked the perfect loaf of bread. Unfortunately, that loaf can awaken the slumbering dread god beneath America. Now Ignacio is on the run from a cult, from the government, and from the consequences of his own cooking.

In Strange Worms, Jon cannot stop thinking about the neon-colored worms that appear outside his house whenever it rains. Worse, he is fairly certain they want him to eat them. Following the worms will lead him on an unimaginable journey and straight into the path of the terrifying creature that hunts them.

Plus, meet Cranyon Goodsaddle, the wild west’s bestest and smelliest boy, permanently covered in mud and claiming he can grant wishes. What could possibly go wrong?

Danger! Nonsense! Baked goods! This book’s got it all!